Close to Home by John McPherson for December 30, 2016

And it was nearly the death of him.

Makes me want to scream. (for Ice Cream)

Except on March 6th, 1836. He didn’t have time for his pie.

And cut it with Jim’s brother David.

A la mode at the Alamo….easy as pie.

And then he was attacked by Islamophobes who thought he said “the Allah mode.”

I never knew he also wore glasses!

And never wore a coonskin cap in his life. That was a dime novel invention

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cHLoHou8uY

He’s in Texas! It’s going to be Pecan pie ( pronounced: Peecahn pah.

jameo300

But he has just arrived from Tennesee. And most Texans pronounce it p’kahn pie.

For hippogriff: You are right on both counts! I was having a hard time with the phonetics at 12:15 AM. Texas is a big state with a lot of subtle differences in Texas accents. A great standard for a Texas accent is Bum Philips; the now deceased Oilers coach.Fifth generation Texan