Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 21, 2016

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   about 8 years ago

    The better to smell you with, my dear!

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    Superfrog  about 8 years ago

    So she suffocated him and now heā€™s in the local symmetry.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  about 8 years ago

    And is all said and done then. Heā€™ll be mine forever.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago

    A fixer-upper then? As long as the foundation is sound, in this case the symmetrical nostrils, then you can remodel the rest with just a little bit of effort.

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    INGSOC   about 8 years ago

    Upon excusing himself to use the restroom before an accident, he hopes that he can run just as fast as his nose can..

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    coltish1  about 8 years ago

    Ah, the pretty do have an easier time of it, donā€™t they?

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member about 8 years ago

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    My favorite part was ā€œbereft.ā€

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  about 8 years ago

    Bob Marleyā€”The Redemption Song

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 8 years ago

    The girls nose their gossip.

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    Radish...   about 8 years ago

    It takes one to nose one.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member about 8 years ago

    There are nostril stretches and surgery available to redeem asymmetrical nostrils. So either he didnā€™t need redemption or already had it.

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    todyoung  about 8 years ago

    Now I am really GLAD to have read that. Really.

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    todyoung  about 8 years ago

    Iā€™ve known some VERY annoying skirtloads, too.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Soon, Innerspace Communications was a registered trademark owned by VTR. Instantaneous communications became ordinary. Dr. Altwin discovered that there was a Grand Layout And Design for the universe. More importantly, the G.L.A.D. was fluid. The next logical step was moving matter through inner space, employing the fluid nature of the G.L.A.D.. There were obstacles, of course, but Dr. Altwin lived up to his given name and skated through them, using applied brute mental force where necessary.

    Twenty years later, there existed a device no larger than a microwave oven that could be used for instantaneous transport of objects, and even people, enclosed within a spherical region with a radius of 12 meters. There was a price. The energy representing an object moving from one place to another had to be balanced by an equal amount of energy from where it went. The laws of thermodynamics could not be violated. Using Inner space allowed energy to be extracted from the ā€œquantum foamā€ to maintain the G.L.A.D. symmetry.

    In fact, the entire process of Innerspace transport was one of exchanging patterns within the underlying energy that was unseen and unknown in the visible universe, but which kept it going, providing the forces that maintain particles and all their interactions, quantum, atomic, chemical, magnetic, gravitational and inertial, the invisible G.L.A.D.-handing that runs everything.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Typo and repost.

    skipped a period in G.L.A.D..

    Long story, long time ago.

    Go figure, eh?

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    Sisyphos  about 8 years ago

    How superficial you are! Symmetrical nostrils is all you want? Well call me Crooked and strike me off your ā€œannoying butā€¦ā€ list, ā€˜cause Iā€™m just annoying!

    [signed] Crooked Nostrils

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    rgcviper  about 8 years ago

    Well, how observant.

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