Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for December 24, 2016

You tell him.

And do you know that Santa has just one night to deliver all those presents?

And you are outside of your jurisdiction?

No tail or brake lights either…………………………………

That’s the problem, sir. You were blocking traffic.

I’ll bet those antlers slow them down a bit.

Is that a face on the cop’s back?

Like his “sun” glasses.

Tell it to the judge…

186282 miles per second. It’s not just a good idea, it’s the law!

Yes, it would take an infinite amount of energy.