Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 05, 2017

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    Toonerific  almost 8 years ago

    Perhaps…

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    TossedSaladCartoon  almost 8 years ago

    Or a dog.

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    t jacobs  almost 8 years ago

    If you were a Baptist you wouldn’t have this problem.

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    whiteheron  almost 8 years ago

    I have a cur for that….

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    Qiset  almost 8 years ago

    get one that “squirts” lead.

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    sfreader1  almost 8 years ago

    I squirted my daughter’s misbehaving cats when she lived with me for some months. It always worked.

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    dflak  almost 8 years ago

    Our cat got the idea of “Mr. Squirtbottle.” One day she was up to something in the yard and I had the hose nearby. “Not on what’s left of your 9 lives,” I warned her.

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    zeexenon  almost 8 years ago

    I find the LASER spot on the floor works well.

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    neverenoughgold  almost 8 years ago

    Just one more reason why I dislike cats…

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Get an air horn

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    rgcviper  almost 8 years ago

    Before I saw the cat, and being a guy, I assumed she was referring to a male partner or friend. Hey—might work on some of us dudes …

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    humorist54 Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Maybe a flamethrower?

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