Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 15, 2017
January 14, 2017
January 16, 2017
Transcript:
Goat: What are you doing, Rat? Rat: Taking a stand. I just can't let the whole world be ruined anymore. Goat: Well, good for you...we all need to start getting involved. In fact, I think the reason we have so many problems today is that people just don't participate in the system anymore. They let other people make the signs and go to the rallies. And they never make their own voices heard. And what better issue to take a stand on than the environment? Rat: The environment? Goat: I take it all back. Rat: I'm saving our world! Pig: Goats a global whining denier.
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
I’m willing to stop the whining if Rat does also.
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
Rat sure like to get involved in politics for all the silliest reasons.
Bilan almost 8 years ago
Does this mean we can’t import French whine?
Sherlock Watson almost 8 years ago
Is Rat trying to get a job at Faux News Channel?
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
@BILAN
It does say “STOP GLOBAL WHINING.”I guess domestic whining is ok.
Adiraiju almost 8 years ago
So, where does a warning end and the whining begin?
knight1192a almost 8 years ago
Wanna stop Global Whining? Take away the cheese.
railwayman001 almost 8 years ago
Here’s one group of whiners for all the libs out there: The radicalized Islamic terrorists posing as “refugees,” and yet we continue failing to give them background checks.
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
The worst kind of whiners are the ones who use almost every conversation or platform for political screeching.
juicebruce almost 8 years ago
We have lots of whine here in Pa thanks to good old Lake Erie……
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
-Jeff Spicoli: Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Ratbrat almost 8 years ago
Whine, and when that doesn’t work, riot.
whiteheron almost 8 years ago
Laugh and the globe laughs with you. Whine and you whine alone.
Andrew Sleeth almost 8 years ago
“The globe will have so much whining that we will get bored with whining.”
mortaur almost 8 years ago
Get some cheese to go with that WHINE.
Radish the wordsmith almost 8 years ago
That’s all the Republicans did for the last 8 years, whine, whine, whine, no jobs for you.
A_NY_Outlaw almost 8 years ago
and stop Hollywood whining!
Number Three almost 8 years ago
Unfortunately this world is full of whiners.
There are people much worse off than you!
xxx
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Shame on Goat! Hurray for Rat and his unthinking follower, Pig!
I experience more pain and angst from Global Whining than from Global Warming (or Cooling, or Climate Change, which is a constant of nature)….
johnnytiggs almost 8 years ago
When is the government going to stop wasting our tax money and start building starships so we can get off this terd of a world:( I want to immigrate to a tropical planet full of hot young chicks, the oceans are full of beer, chicken wings fry themselves and football is played 24-7:)
Squirrelchaser almost 8 years ago
Funny how Goat is all for Rat participating in public discourse until he discovers he doesn’t agree, then wants to shut him down. Typical.
Comics almost 8 years ago
Whining? I sought it was warming! But I get it! By the way, your NOT saving the world.
Phatts almost 8 years ago
I’m with Rat on this one!
glowing-steak32 almost 8 years ago
Oh, how I wish. I truly, truly wish.
SonicFan91 over 5 years ago
Oh. Not what I was excepting
ERCSIE over 5 years ago
Yes, please. let’s fine or imprison anyone who keeps whining day after day after day. I am sick of it.
we live we love we lie over 2 years ago
dont whine about this. WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAH