Overboard by Chip Dunham for January 05, 2017

Larry went to visit his 86 year old grandfather in a very rural area. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, Larry’s grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon and eggs. Larry noticed a film like substance on his place, and questioned his grandfather asking, “Are these plates clean?”

His grandfather replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get em. Just you go ahead and finish your meal”.

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, Larry was concerned about the plates as it appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, “Are you sure these plates are clean?”

Without looking up the old man said, “I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don’t you worry, I don’t want to hear another word about it”.

Later that afternoon, as he was leaving, his grandfather’s dog started to growl, and wouldn’t let him pass. Larry yelled and said, “Grandfather, your dog won’t let me get to my car”.

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted, ‘COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN NOW, YEH HERE ME!!!”

Good Morning Crew,

And the sign on the door read “this way out”, that`s all it read

Have A GREAT DAY MATIE’S

We all love this one…daughter had two Labs so dishes get real clean.

Ew! Dog Germs! (Lucy Van Pelt says so.) Is there a ‘dog germ’ setting on the DW?

Louie’s in dishwasher heaven.

Good morning, Crew!

If you do this, you’ll always know when dinner time is. Actually, the dog will alert you to dinner time about 2 hours before dinner time.

Frying pans are the best

HAHA. Just remember to put them through the dishwasher before putting them away. My dog makes them shine.

Good afternoon Crew!

The two years I had a dishwasher (sharing a kitchen and cooking duties with ~16 others) the saying went that the dishwasher didn’t clean – it only sanitized.

THE THREE STOOGES are running.a diner. A dog walks into the dining room and growls @ a customer finishing his meal. CUSTOMER: “Hey, what’s with him?” MOE: “He’s just mad that you’re eating off his plate.”

My lab pre-rinses for us sometimes, too (as long as it’s not bad for him).

The dogs and cats pre-wash for us. Cats get salmon mousse tonight.

Dishwasher? As long as it’s dog-tongue-powered …

Good Evening, Crew.

Our dogs are the “pre-wash” setting. We’ve never had plumbing or septic tank problems due to grease or food waste, thank Dog!