The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 05, 2017

You’re still the Juan and you’re Juan in a million.

The couple in the center just doesn’t add up like the others.

Juan is just shy.

In his teens he’ll hook up with every one…he’ll be in his prime!

Juan met Lon (the Lonliest?)

Juan is odd.

Juan needs someone like himself because it take Juan to know Juan

5 and 7 and sooooooo saucy.

“Two can be as bad as Juan, it’s the loneliest number since the number Juan”

3 and 9 were fined for freak dancing on a public sidewalk.

Is “loneliest” misspelled on purpose? Not getting that joke.

Probably because he can’t spell.

There is some 4 Juan.

just another juanabee…

Is Juan separated from his twin brother, Amal?

Unemployed editors and proofreaders are even lonelier.