The Norm Classics by Michael Jantze for August 29, 2017

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    Phred Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Too many words. How about ‘Life is like a road with potholes’.

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    David Rickard Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you’re stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there’s nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there’s a peanut butter cup or an English toffee. But they’re gone too fast and the taste is… fleeting. So, you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. And if you’re desperate enough to eat those, all you got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.

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    coffeeturtle  over 7 years ago

    When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

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