Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 19, 2017

He’s not a Standard model.

She’s bringing the new guy to the house before she even pulls the plug on Larry?

That’s plumb nasty!

Maybe they weren’t a good match…. or maybe they didn’t have a good connection,

but whatever it is….

As my Dad would say… she’s a real piece of work.

Larry’s just standing there, with nothing to counter her with….

I can see his face drain.

Next week it’ll all be water under the bridge.

Another relationship down the drain.

Larry’s getting hot. But she’s colder than cold – she told him this on their porcelain wedding anniversary.

Later, he’ll be glad to be rid of that old bidet.

It went in one drain and out the other.

The new guy doesn’t look like an American Standard, more like some fancy European model!

Maybe the new guy’s got a ring.

What is she basin that on?

Stopper that!