Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 07, 2017

Pickle relishes threw the looking glass!

Diogenes updates his look to be more modern, switching over from a lantern to an LED candle.

He then updated his mission to be more realistic, looking for a condiment caddy, which he felt would be easier to find than an honest man.

Unfortunately, the world had changed as well, and condiment caddies had been replaced with sauce and condiment tureens in the new buffet-style experience.

They not only kept moving the goal posts on him, they kept moving the field.

I use a golf cart.

Can Triogenes be far behind?

The Godiva look is really working, though.

“… Alexa how long has America been spying on me?…”

Three years that I know of. Would you like me to ask Siri if Apple has older records?

I think she is carrying a torch for Bi-ogenes.

According to The Roxburghe Ballads, that’s Sir Thomas Armstrong’s ghost.

P.S. Hey Tom. If you you see one, get me a Keurig caddy. My office has K-Cup boxes strewn all over.

Tabasco sauce isn’t ever available..

There’s always an overabundance of partially emptied ketchup and mustard containers..

You should have started earlier;

Feasting accoutrements have been packed away along with the holly-edged cookie plates since long before Epiphany.

she keeps the condiment caddy thew same place the hairdresser keeps her sheers

Should ketchup be kept refrigerated after opening?

Hippy!

We have that card deck! OMG

Everything that ever happened, or could happen, is written in the fabric of the universe. It isn’t spying until somebody reads it.