Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 26, 2017

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    Farside99  almost 8 years ago

    Time to call in the Pied Pizza Truck and lure them out of town.

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    PICTO  almost 8 years ago

    For every one you see,there are seven you don’t.

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    jreckard  almost 8 years ago

    Calm down. The cute videos are just one rat-click away.

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    TossedSaladCartoon  almost 8 years ago

    It’s funny because it’s true!

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    whiteheron  almost 8 years ago

    Ben or Willard?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 8 years ago

    And they don’t give a rat’s rump about it.

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    zeexenon  almost 8 years ago

    Hey, they feed you, allow you to have several litters per year, and pretty much stay away from you. Are you visiting your Danish relatives this year? Your ship’s in.

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    dflak  almost 8 years ago

    “Rats!” or maybe he should have said, “People!”

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