Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 29, 1980

Transcript:

Mike: Hey, Zonker, what do go down to Sally's and grab a pizza? Zonker: I can't, Mike. I'm going to be on T.V tonight. Mike: You? On T.V? What show? Zonker: "That's Amazing, America!" They filmed me when I was on the tanning circuit this summer. Mike: How come you? Zonker: Well, they wanted to do the piece on a newcomer, someone who represents the new breed of professional heliophile. The total tannist, as it were. Mike: Wow... sounds serious. Zonker: It really belongs on PBS, but we need the exposure.