Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 11, 2017
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February 12, 2017
Transcript:
June: Ralph, will you please vacuum the ceiling? Ralph: Huh? June: I know it sounds crazy, but... Ralph: Crazy? No. I've been married to you for over 20 year. Nothing sounds crazy to me anymore... Like washing dishes before putting them in the dishwasher, vacuuming the car before going to the car wash, cleaning the windows before the window washer arrives... June: Forget it! I'll do it myself!
alondra almost 8 years ago
That’s what men like to hear. “I’ll do it myself!” However you don’t vacuum the ceiling to get rid of cobwebs, you use the broom.
CarlHeckman almost 8 years ago
Thanks to the 2016 election, nothing sounds crazy to me any more …
SecretSpy almost 8 years ago
It’s going to be much easier to clean the ceiling by broom instead of a vacuum.
jedicharlie57 almost 8 years ago
my house still has stupid popcorn ceiling, much easier to use vacuum with brush attachment, especially for dust around the ceiling fans
cuzinron47 almost 8 years ago
Well that worked.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 8 years ago
I think there’s a Secret Women’s school that teaches those rules.
stefaninafla almost 8 years ago
I have had to break down too many dishwashers because people were too lazy to scrape dishes before loading. Remember, commercials are designed to sell you the product but rarely meet the expectations set forth in the commercial.
CalLadyQED almost 8 years ago
It’s a reasonable request, IMO. Although, I probably woulda specifically asked for the corners/edges to be vacuumed and specifically mentioned the brush attachment. Cobwebs and dustbunnies collect up above.