Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 04, 2017
February 03, 2017
February 05, 2017
Transcript:
Zonker: Well, hello, Bennet! Bennet: Good evening, sir. I wonder if I might have a word with you. Zonker: Sure! What's up? Bennet: Sir, the duke is too good a host to say so, but the consensus of the household is that you've exhausted his hospitality. I know it's not my place to report this, sir, but I thought you should know. Zonker: Thanks, Bennet. Say, since you're here, I could use some more bath salts. Bennet: I've taking the liberty of packing your bags, sir.
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
Hit the road, Jack!
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 8 years ago
So you send me back with those damn yankees?
nyssawho13 almost 8 years ago
Here’s your hat, what’s your hurry!
well-i-never almost 8 years ago
And that’s how it’s done with polish.
SKJAM! Premium Member almost 8 years ago
And that’s what you have a butler for.
montessoriteacher almost 8 years ago
Trump has already achieved least popular status as prez. I just now heard him referring to the “so called judge”, trying to bully the judge who overturned the immigration policy. Trump also said recently that Frederick Douglas was “doing a great job.” In other words, he doesn’t know who Frederick Douglas was! Dear lord, they elected an idiot! Oh, and there was also the memo he sent to female staff at the White House to “dress like women.”
montessoriteacher almost 8 years ago
Wow I love the Roland on Twitter tweets. Good job GT. Trump jokes pretty much write themselves, which is why I was disappointed that the South Park writers said they were giving up on trump as impossible to satirize. Don’t give up now trey and Matt!
ChessPirate almost 8 years ago
“Bennet, I’m taking a bath!”
“I’ll alert the media…”
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
@SKEPTICAL
Are you asking that because Trump and his cohorts look like they desperately need a shower?
montessoriteacher almost 8 years ago
The latest ploy of trump is claim everything anti trump is fake. Of course, there is also the alternative fact maneuver. Sorry trumpsters you can’t worm your way out of all the weird entanglements of trump. Trump can’t even get through a sentence without contradicting himself so that puts his supporters in a bit of a bind. Lots of folks have been fooled by trump but not all of us. There is simply no need to make up crap about trump, he manages that all by himself just fine,
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CyVuYAHiZb8
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