Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 01, 2017

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    nosirrom  almost 8 years ago

    They shortened February so that winter would go by faster.

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    Bilan  almost 8 years ago

    And they don’t even give you a discount on the monthly passes.

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    Varnes  almost 8 years ago

    Frazz, you know as well as I do, that nobody ‘round these parts pronounces it the way it is spelt! It’s “Feb-uary” here in Michigan..Or sometimes Feberary………..Nisirrom, thanks..I didn’t know that…

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    whiteheron  almost 8 years ago

    My brother from a different mother Hated February. Hated it. Hated it.

    So in the humor of life, he died in February last year. I bet he really hates it now.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    My understanding was that this too is due to Julius and Augustus Caesar, who swiped a couple of days from February so that the months named for them wouldn’t be shorter than, say, January or March.

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    RDCollins  almost 8 years ago

    Proper pronunciation of the name of the month is feb-ru-ary, not the more common feb-you-ary. I don’t think most people get tired of saying it correctly; they get tired of being corrected when they mispronounce it.

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    well-i-never  almost 8 years ago

    Well, I’ve demoted it to Febuary. Alert the media.

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    Hippogriff  almost 8 years ago

    In Canada, the first r gets pronounced, as does the second syllable in Wednesday.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 8 years ago

    Try “sriracha.”

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 8 years ago

    Vouchers for charter schools are there to suck money from the public schools to pad the “capitalist” machines. DeVos is grossly ignorant of that which she hates. If you can get someone in school they will not be. I don’t see any of your Charter Schools helping, just the much maligned public schools in your morbid fantasies.

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