Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 09, 2017

Andy’s gotta keep his priorities in order all right.

It does not take two mornings to know they stink.

Aye B.Z. So narrow it is that if there were a slit of an opening it would take a microscope ta find it;a very powerful one at that.

Aha, looks like Andy’s got his evenings (or twilights, at least!) free…

Too bad Andy didn’t stay with that earlier job of taste-testing nonalcoholic beer. Maybe he would have if he pretended they had alcohol in them.

Being an idle layabout is harder work than one would think, so shaddup and give Andy his dole check!

Andy can’t sleep for all that laughter.

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Andy knows that having a job is necessary.

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Andy’s hobbies could be turned into actual jobs:

1) Sleep Research

2) Betting Shop Clerk

3) Barman

I don’t think Flo would care what kind of job he has as long as there is money coming in.

xxx

@Afficionado

We are expecting a big snowstorm this weekend but I don’t know what areas will be most affected. It’s actually snowing right now.

The Maltese flag suits you.

I am happy to be a working girl now. I thought I would be getting the afternoon off tomorrow because there is only 2 staff in which is me and the Chief Executive. Two of my colleagues finish at around 12:30pm on Fridays, another one is on this course and the guy who started the same day as me only works part time. My boss is taking the day off tomorrow.

I’ll be in the office all on my own because the Executive has her own office.

Andy is full employed without a job and he should be commended by Prince Charles.

As I’ve noted before, they need to find Andy an unskilled job and require him to take it. If he quits or is fired in the first year, his dole money will be permanently cut off.

And he can’t outsource the job, either.