Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 05, 2017
Transcript:
Voices from giant ship: Bay door open...agent pops launched...the operation is underway, sir! Excellent! Voices from space car: Shouldn't we turn on the cloaking system now? No...this region is uninhabited, so we don't need to be invisible yet. Exploding orb: *BLIT* What the...? Dang! We've been spotted! Cloak on! Cloak on!! Should we call off the operation? No...It'll be done before he can tell anyone. Orange and pink alien: Mission accomplished, sir. Orange and purple alien: Great! Have our agents returned? Orange and pink alien: Yes, sir...all 5 million, and no evidence left behind. Orange and purple alien: Ex-x-x-cellent. TV screen: ...And that comes from a very, very, very reliable source, so case closed on the illegal alien voting scam! Flo: Thanks a lot, mistah reliable. Captain Eddie: Hey, don't blame the messengah.
Can't Sleep almost 8 years ago
Reality isn’t what it used to be. (It used to be real.)
jorgen Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Ah, so the socialists now claim that all the votes for the Dems cast by dead voters, illegal aliens and non-existing people are made by space aliens! And I suppose the russians made the space aliens do it?
Bilan almost 8 years ago
Isn’t Kellyanne Conway one of the aliens?
Dtroutma almost 8 years ago
HAR! Paulie gave the testimony!
Aubrey Dacus almost 8 years ago
They all voted in California
keenanthelibrarian almost 8 years ago
Terra Nullius, eh? We’ve been dealing (or trying to) for the last 217 years.
AKHenderson Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I wonder if Trump would be amenable to space aliens exporting their manufacturing jobs to Earthling labor.
ladykat Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Well, this strip explains the U.S. president’s vociferous hysteria over illegal immigrants.
wdgnas almost 8 years ago
MWAURELIUS: and people will vote their self interest. really? really?
garcoa almost 8 years ago
The obvious solution to this is to increase the size of the Navy.
TossedSaladCartoon almost 8 years ago
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick @$$… and I’m all out of bubble gum!
1953Baby almost 8 years ago
The REAL problem with this administration is that it’s its own joke. . .if you know what I mean. dt has only been in office for 6 weeks, and it already seems like six years. His “blame game” is old, every statement he pronounces engenders a snort or an eye roll, and everything he says is questioned for truthfulness. Wiley, Trudeau, Toles, and Telnaes are doing all of us a BIG, BIG favor. . .helping us laugh instead of throwing up our hands in utter desperation. Thanks!
Godfreydaniel almost 8 years ago
I wonder if the space aliens’ secret plot was to cause Republican Senator Ted Cruz to forget (and for the media to forget) that he publicly called Trump a “pathological liar.” (Mostly because Trump is a pathological liar….) Or former Republican Governor Rick Perry (and, briefly, we hope, Secretary of Energy) Rick Perry publicly calling Trump “unfit to be commander in chief.” (Mostly because he’s unfit to be the commander in chief.) Or former Republican Governor Bobby Jindal publicly calling Trump a “madman.” (Mostly because—oh, you’re ahead of me!)
sandflea almost 8 years ago
Breitbart’s been busy again.
Less Monday... More Friday almost 8 years ago
ENOUGH, leaving, used to be a good strip but it isn’t anymore.
Germanshepherds4ever almost 8 years ago
Actually, this country ELECTED an “alien life form” in 2016!
whiteaj almost 8 years ago
Send him to the editorial pages where he belongs.
Dr_Zinj almost 8 years ago
Why does Her “Ex-x-x-cellent”-cy look like Hillary from behind?
GeorgeSteele over 5 years ago
He won. Get over it, whiner – er, Wiley.