Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 13, 2017

Hasmet suits and Animal Control. Maybe a scientist or 2. Yep, we’re good.

Who puts locks on a fridge?… then again, maybe it installed the locks itself, which is truly scary.

That’s because you kept turning the light on.

How could the fridge have food that would last such a length to mutate with Cosmo around?

I remember an old Garfield line: “It’s time to clean the fridge. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce.”

At least the Wonder Bread® is still fresh (and safe).

I just threw out some salad dressing. About a year old, sat out on the counter for days on end and never spoiled. Probably half embalming fluid.

I saw this on the Garfield cartoon “Garfield’s Tales Of Scary Stuff”.

Cape Canaveral, Pinto.

It’s usually a good idea to lock the door when you’re…you know…getting busy! You know how those bacon and eggs can get crazy…

At Last…Reality comics……