Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 13, 2017

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    sandpiper  almost 8 years ago

    Unusual for Frazz to misread the signs

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    whiteheron  almost 8 years ago

    ♫♪♫The night that Wally (originally Molly but I am using license here) died

    They called us to his side,

    And he willed us a pair of dirty drawers.

    They were ragged, they were split,

    Every seam smelled of ….something.

    Them old dirty drawers Wally wore.

    So we threw ’em in the kitchen sink and the water turned to ink.

    Those old dirty drawers Wally wore

    So we threw ’em in the garbage can,and they killed the garbage man.

    Those old dirty drawers Wally wore

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    whiteheron  almost 8 years ago

    This song is stuck in my head from long ago. There was a record album named ( I think)_ The Unexpurgated Folk Songs of Our Land_ . But, believe it or not, I couldn’t find it by google. I swear, I don’t think I made this up.

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    jessegooddog  almost 8 years ago

    My late husband, a screenwriter, had an obnoxious drunk sit down next to him in a bar and say “hey man, what do you do”? Not wanting to have a conversation with this guy, he said “drywall”. The drunk said “Me too! Where ya working?” Husband got up and left the bar.

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    matzam Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    not in the mood for conversation, but in the mood for ridicule

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    billdaviswords  about 4 years ago

    And… “itching me” is wrong. Common with kids, but wrong.

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