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The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 16, 2017
February 15, 2017
February 17, 2017
Transcript:
Brutus: Don't refer to me as fat, son, I prefer to use the term portly! Wilberforce: What does portly mean? Gladys: It means you can't see your feet when you're standing up straight!
oldpine52 almost 8 years ago
And Gladys has room to talk?
Jeff0811 almost 8 years ago
Ok, technically that may be true, but I can still see my feet while I’m reclining, so “portly” still works. If I get to the point where I can’t see my feet then, I will let you know. (Portly is the new fat, fat is the new obese, and obese is the new dead.)
stefaninafla almost 8 years ago
Well, I can’t see my feet either, or my stomach when I stand up straight. Something gets in the way…
Jim Kerner almost 8 years ago
It means pleasingly plump.