Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 27, 2017
Transcript:
Pig: My buddy Emanuel is meeting us here today. He's a hygienist. Buy he's a bit sensitive right now because he just got fired for not gleaning teeth very well. Rat: I haven't been to a dentist since I got a great new electric toothbrush. Pig: It cleans teeth well? Rat: It cleans teeth way better than a manual. Emanuel: Nooooo Pig: He didn't mean it. Rat: Didn't mean what?
BE THIS GUY over 7 years ago
He did it on purpose.
Templo S.U.D. over 7 years ago
Emanuel walked at the wrong time.
nosirrom over 7 years ago
He should go work for Ikea, because everyone need emanuel to assemble their furniture.
jerylkohjx348 over 7 years ago
Another sick burn. At least it’s not from a pun. (although it sounds like one)
juicebruce over 7 years ago
Felt it coming……………
mortaur over 7 years ago
Kinda like a hack attorney has-been trying to write comics.
chris_weaver over 7 years ago
Take that, Manny!
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
Yes, he did mean it, Pig. Don’t be such a pushover for the incompetent dental hygienist!
lgilbert50 over 7 years ago
Stephan gets better & better at puns and I groan louder and louder plus my stomach hurts from laughing so much.
jdsven over 7 years ago
What? No panel of cartoon boy in a dentist chair while rat holds the drill?
Sherlock Watson over 7 years ago
Did you hear about the guy who was so lazy he thought “manual labor” was a Spaniard?
Number Three over 7 years ago
I don’t think electronic toothbrushes are all that great.
I’m quite happy with my boring, ordinary manual toothbrush.
xxx
WoodEye over 7 years ago
I’m with Emanuel on this one…. Noooooooooo !!
gatocatcat over 7 years ago
Very first Pearls comic I’ve seen that was purely stupid. Not funny, not witty.
skipper1992 over 7 years ago
That was a reach even for this strip.
RobertPerlberg over 7 years ago
I’m betting this was inspired by the Oral-B commercial. I thought of that joke the first time I saw it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O01I4Q3Ol1U