Horace: This is my weak hand. (I know it's a hoof) And this is my even weaker hand. Voice: Horace, get a hold of yourself! Horace: Oh, yeah? HOW?
Horse shoe nailed it.
Actually, horses do have dominant sides :)
The saying isn’t ‘get a grip of yourself’, though. It’s ’get a grip ON yourself. If you say it the right way, it kind of spoils the joke…
This is why male horses need girlfriends.
Think about it.
Magnetic horse shoes.
Was it Frank Zappa, who claimed that he can’t dance, cos “…my other leg is shorter than the other and both are too long?” Hard to get a grip with a hoof. But i think Horace is bluffing, cos Melody just took the hoover out of the closet.
Shoe that guy.
Stop hoofin’ around
July 31, 2015
Radish the wordsmith over 7 years ago
Horse shoe nailed it.
loveabulldesign over 7 years ago
Actually, horses do have dominant sides :)
Argy.Bargy2 over 7 years ago
The saying isn’t ‘get a grip of yourself’, though. It’s ’get a grip ON yourself. If you say it the right way, it kind of spoils the joke…
Sherlock Watson over 7 years ago
This is why male horses need girlfriends.
Think about it.
Radish the wordsmith over 7 years ago
Magnetic horse shoes.
BlueFin Premium Member over 7 years ago
Was it Frank Zappa, who claimed that he can’t dance, cos “…my other leg is shorter than the other and both are too long?” Hard to get a grip with a hoof. But i think Horace is bluffing, cos Melody just took the hoover out of the closet.
J Short over 7 years ago
Shoe that guy.
MortenToustrup over 7 years ago
Stop hoofin’ around