Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for March 01, 2017

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“Come to the Dark Roast”

“Taffeta, Darling.” “Taffeta, Dear?” “No, Taffeta, it wrinkles so easily”

“This dark roast is beyond dark”, sounds a little weak, kind of like “Breakfast Blend”.A slight change might be,

“This dark roast invokes the possibilities of a moonless night.” (Or something along those lines).

“This dark roast invites you to take a peek beyond the taffeta”, Or, one last one,

“This dark roast grabs you by the jugular and doesn’t let go until you’re satisfied”.

Ok, that last one might be a little too dark, several shades darker, actually.

Jeff0811 – you better be careful. Some coffee company is going to want you to write reviews for them.

Again, he’s saying NOTHING.

I had a pair of tan, velour bellbottoms. Hey, don’t judge me, it was the eighties… ☺

yeah, I would have stuck with the velour… taffeta just sounds too scratchy !! ha I like my coffee smooth and dark

He should at least look up the word “taffeta” to understand what it is.