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Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for March 01, 2017
Transcript:
Katy: Let me read another review. Adam: Here. This one's pretty good. Katy: "Like the stroke of midnight through a veil of jet-black taffeta, this dark roast is beyond dark." What's taffeta? Adam: I'm not sure. I think it's fancy. Katy: I like fancy. Adam: Yeah. I had black velour. But I kept picturing my old track suit.
nosirrom almost 8 years ago
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âCome to the Dark Roastâ
Dobie Takahama almost 8 years ago
âTaffeta, Darling.â âTaffeta, Dear?â âNo, Taffeta, it wrinkles so easilyâ
Jeff0811 almost 8 years ago
âThis dark roast is beyond darkâ, sounds a little weak, kind of like âBreakfast Blendâ.A slight change might be,
âThis dark roast invokes the possibilities of a moonless night.â (Or something along those lines).
âThis dark roast invites you to take a peek beyond the taffetaâ, Or, one last one,
âThis dark roast grabs you by the jugular and doesnât let go until youâre satisfiedâ.
Ok, that last one might be a little too dark, several shades darker, actually.
Perkycat almost 8 years ago
Jeff0811 â you better be careful. Some coffee company is going to want you to write reviews for them.
JD'Huntsville'AL almost 8 years ago
Again, heâs saying NOTHING.
ChessPirate almost 8 years ago
I had a pair of tan, velour bellbottoms. Hey, donât judge me, it was the eighties⊠âș
Michie Z Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
He should at least look up the word âtaffetaâ to understand what it is.