Pluggers by Rick McKee for March 09, 2017

hurray

I hate fasting blood tests.

Our local hospital has a satellite clinic that specializes in Express blood draws – one block from a Burger King. The hospital itself is across the street from a McDonald’s.

Gotta replace those cells.

Can’t quit livin’ to keep from dyin’

And don’t forget the cream for the coffee!

Make that decaf coffee, sweetener, with skim milk.

I do platelet donations, then reward myself with a nice meal.

Next stop … the Dairy Queen !

GACK! No offense, jus not into greasy.

And then a stop at the dialysis clinic for a nooner.

As Johnny Carson once said, I’m waiting for the study that says that the only thing that’ll get rid of oat bran is a big, greasy truckstop cheeseburger.