Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 18, 2017

Slicker than snot on a doorknob.

But then he’d burn his fingers.

Yes, dear, I could, but where’s the challenge in that?

i hope he put a spring in the bottom for when it gets so low the tissue falls back in the box

But that would be unmanly.

So that’s why people buy those ceramic tissue box holders.

Yeah, let’s see how well it works to weld paper.

Cartoon physics at work again.