Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 10, 2017

Question, which is worse? That he tried painting with a paintball gun? Or that he got it at a dollar store?

Jackson Pollock inspired.

I can’t decide if it looks psychedelic or just psycho.

Replace the carpet and that’ll be a pretty cool looking family room. (Who uses a dining room, anyway?)

For the love of Smith and Wesson! Rip is more destructive trying to be domestic then when he’s out in the field! Time to give him an assignment, Breezy…or you won’t have a house if this keeps up!

Dollar Sniper Store? Snerk! Ha!

She sure doesn’t look pregnant!

At least he didn’t try what Mr. Bean did in “Do it Yourself, Mr. Bean.”

Well, on the bright side… He wanted to surprise her, and he did.