Close to Home by John McPherson for March 11, 2017

  1. Don martin 1
    Farside99  almost 8 years ago

    Slam! We sell more toilet seats that way….

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    Brian G Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Just leave it down when you go, she’ll never complain about it being up again, in fact she will lift it back up when she is done. (And I wonder why I am single)

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    Ubintold  almost 8 years ago

    So how do you keep it up with that magnet on your belt ?

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    TossedSaladCartoon  almost 8 years ago

    I’d like to know where he got a magnet that can do that from what appears to be several feet away without disrupting electronics or having all manner of office equipment stuck to his buckle!

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    megerkey  almost 8 years ago

    And what about at night? Most people don’t wear a belt to bed.

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    comixbomix  almost 8 years ago

    I’ve never understood why the lid’s “proper default position” is the one that leads to problems…

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    fishbulb239  almost 8 years ago

    As the South Park documentary showed, leaving a toilet seat up is no laughing matter. Falling into a toilet is a horrible way to die.

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    Nuclear Nemesis  almost 8 years ago

    I can see the issue over leaving the seat up; in fact, I prefer it that way myself since when I get up at night to use it I prefer to squat (even though I’m a male). But neither my wife or I can see any point in lid down, at least now that we don’t have to worry anymore about little kids dropping things into the toilet.

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  9. Skylark
    Skylark  almost 8 years ago

    Ever since I read that rats and snakes can come up thru the toilet, (chances are slim however) I’m paranoid about leaving the lid up. LID. Not seat! SEAT up is a whole other issue!

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    derdave969  almost 8 years ago

    I he is supposed to leave the seat down as a courtesy to her; why shouldn’t she leave the seat up as a courtesy to him?

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