The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 17, 2017

Cher-donnay

Cab Calloway

William the Concorder

Ripple Van Winckle

The Grapes of Wrath were the first to die at Concord

Just off your 90-day drunk?

Merlot Streep

Puns for everyone! Grape minds think alike.

Julius Seedless.

Very clever, you guys!

Howie ZinFandel, Mel “Sauvignon” Blanc, Rose’ O’Donnel.

What? No Grape Ape ?

The Chicago Tribune ran last year’s March 17, 2016 Argyle Sweater strip instead of this one!

Bring the list up to date and include the Grapeful Dead…

What’s their raisin d’etre?

PACKRATJOHN: “Bring the list up to date and include the Grapeful Dead…”

Opening act, Moby Grape (of course!)

Any Port in a storm…

St. Patrick is the patron saint of wine tour guides, for no rhyme or riesling.

Look what you unleashed, Mr. Hilburn!

What’s purple and swims? (Hint: joke dates to at least the mid-60’s)

moby grape ;-)

Grape minds think alike!