Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 21, 2017

He be but skirting the issue.

Whatever length he sayeth, thou must doubl’ it.

I don’t know if he’s jerkin him around, but …

Once more into the breeches!

I don’t want to rock the boat here, but if Lord Fru-Fru Pants isn’t careful he will be up the creek without a paddle. Oar am I mistaken? (Who knows the difference between an oar and a paddle?)

What the frock is this about?

Don’t bock the roat either.

The Frick and Frack Frock is out back……..

Took me awhile…