Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 22, 2017

Unless he ignites that saber, assume it’s dark.

i always thought dark meat was so much better. i never understood american’s obsession with the bland and dry white part.

In this case, I’m going with the dark side.

I would think the employee’s name tag would read “Luke”. – Too obvious?

Do you really have to ask?

“I have this coupon, but I am altering the deal, pray I do not alter it any further…” -

I don’t know if it great minds running in the same channel or fools thinking alike, but Lord Vader is also making an appearance in ‘Brewster Rockit’. He’s trying to get the waiter’s attention.