Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for March 10, 2017

Opus stands ready to give TSA style pet downs.

yup…..gotta clean up after breitFART’s thought diarrhea.

Yeah… and it brings up a question…..

If a puppy self-identifies as a cat….. has surgery, so he purrs like a cat, walks like a cat…. pretty much looks like a cat….

How is Opus supposed to know he’s NOT a cat?

And if he does have a suspicion, you know, that an animal in the litter box just might not be a cat…. exactly how far is he supposed to go in examining him to determine his birth species?

And where? Right there in front of all the other cats?

I was just thinking some similar questions might be on the litter box… er… I mean on the table… elsewhere.

Well I, for one, am grateful to see at least one penguin standing up for morality and decency in our indecency.

I knew a guy that trained his dog to use a litter box.

I’ve heard of that. Unfortunately, our terrier just pees on the side of it if she gets near it!

“Political corrective” (instead of “correctness”) is personally, for me, (to be redundant twice!) the most interesting part of this here cartoon.

What about cats who were trained to use the toilet?

Problem is they don’t lift the seat!

Paul Harvey story from years ago about a guy who was disputing a large increase in his water bill. He found out his cats would sit on the open seat and flush it over and over just to watch the water swirl.

Does the new “Potty Guard” also serve as the Litter Box Clean-up Crew?