Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 22, 2017

Andy can’t even win a gamble at home!

High stakes. They’re playing for pub money. My guess Andy is staying home tonight enjoying “Mum’s” rhubarb wine

She’s got to make it back somehow.

Spot On K of L! She Ironed him good and proper!

I bet she even give him the money he was playing with.

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This won’t take long. I’ll have plenty of time to do the ironing.

One of my favorite classic Andy episodes was one where Andy has just come home from the pub (technically Andy brought a large percentage of the pub’s contents home with him…….) Flo is up in bed, listening. “I wonder how much he’s had?”

“I’m a miserable little sinner, Flo! I feel terrible for taking all yer money. Come on down and we’ll play poker and yer can have a chance to win it back!”

“Not nearly enough!”

Maybe Andy should let Flo place his bets & pick the horses at the track.

Hey, Andy! She is ironing your billfold flat.

Why did Andy agree to a game with her then?

It’s not exactly the first time she’s beaten him. She’s beat him at pool before and even had a T-Shirt made saying “I beat Andy at pool”

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@Afficionado

I’m not sure.

I don’t know how many books there are but I’ve only got 5 containing the Golden Oldies by Smythe.

Andy is only good at poker when he cheats.

I hate to admit this, but the only card game I know how to play is “Go Fish”.

Go all in, Andy, and Flo will get to the ironing faster.

I wonder if Flo made Andy take off his coat so he couldn’t hide cards up his sleeve.

I’m assuming those chips do not represent real money, because Flo knows Andy doesn’t have any.