Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 11, 2017

Don’t you hate it when a Trump supporter shows up at your dinner?

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Yeah, I went there. Sue me.

I think she’s just Putin you on, Pig.

Yeah, dey ees Trump soopahtahs, so ees we, tovareech. Trump let us hack Deemokraht email suhvahs. Een exchaynj, we help heem ween. He help us as well.

Whats that smell? Is it the dump, or does today’s strip stink?

Patton : From one SOB To Another SOB……Vodka is good for you,,,

To the Gulag, kulak!

She’s cute, but promiscuous. Too much woman for you, Pig! That signalman with the comradely flag is doing you a favor. She’d eat you alive, then spit you out….

Is it cheating if you tell them you are going to do it?

Once again, Steph shows that he’s a Marxist, of the Groucho sort!

I thought she looked Russian.

Pig should have broken the date. In Soviet Russia, date breaks you!

Pig thinks she’s full of Bolshevik!

She’s a “fast” lady. Does that make her " rushin’ "?

Don’t Russian into a relationship with her, Pig.

Good one!

Since the days of the Tsar the only thing that has changed in Russia is the flag.

Well, I think she’s cute. A real Minsk.

I think I dated her many years ago.

Am i supposed to exist eh IST A REVELUTION

Is it just me, or is the hammer and sickle on that flag backwards?

Cheaters don’t deserve to be happy. Imagine having a lovely wife/husband or boyfriend/girlfriend who would give you the world. Yet betray them in the most horrible way.

By the way, I’m not speaking from experience. I have never had a relationship in my life. Best decision I’ve ever made.

xxx

I like Pig’s tie!

That’s what GoComics has, a flag for all the wrong answers!

Союз нерушимый республик свободныхСплотила навеки Великая Русь.Да здравствует созданный волей народовЕдиный, могучий Советский Союз!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,Дружбы, народов надежный оплот!Знамя советское, знамя народноеПусть от победы, к победе ведет!

Soiuz nerushimyj respublik svobodnykhSplotila naveki Velikaia Rus.Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodovEdinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!

Slavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe,Druzhby, narodov nadezhnyj oplot!Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoePust ot pobedy, k pobede vedet!

Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,И Ленин великий нам путь озарил.Нас вырастил Сталин – на верность народуНа труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил.

Славься, Отечество чаше свободное,Счастья народов надежный оплот!Знамя советское, знамя народноеПусть от победы к победе ведет!

Skvoz grozy siialo nam solntse svobody,I Lenin velikij nam put ozaril.Nas vyrastil Stalin – na vernost naroduNa trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil.

Slavsia, Otechestvo chashe svobodnoe,Schastia narodov nadezhnyj oplot!Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoePust ot pobedy k pobede vedet!

Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях, Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметем! Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений, Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведем!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Славы народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведет!