I am a dwarf and a member of Little People of America. I once went out to lunch with three friends of mine from LPA. Waitress walked up to us and (this was 1989) asked, “Smoking or non-smoking?” My friend Mark looked at her, looked at us, looked at her and said “Non-smoking. Smoking stunts your growth.”
Templo S.U.D. over 7 years ago
Good luck, Lio, storming every cigarette factory with water balloons.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 7 years ago
I didn’t need to be hit with a water balloonat 12 to give up smoking.
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
When the water balloon-tossing contest begins to fade from interest, excess inventory can be re-purposed for a more noble grift….
chris_weaver over 7 years ago
The hydrotherapy approach.
Radish the wordsmith over 7 years ago
That will blow up in his face.
pumaman over 7 years ago
How to make others stop smoking. And get arrested for assault.
newyorkslim over 7 years ago
The simple force of supply and demand.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 7 years ago
Fill those balloons with gasoline! That’ll deter smoking!
stefaninafla over 7 years ago
Oh, if only… but prison food sucks.
skipper1992 over 7 years ago
I am a dwarf and a member of Little People of America. I once went out to lunch with three friends of mine from LPA. Waitress walked up to us and (this was 1989) asked, “Smoking or non-smoking?” My friend Mark looked at her, looked at us, looked at her and said “Non-smoking. Smoking stunts your growth.”
Petemejia77 over 7 years ago
Yeah. Then get stabbed in the throat by a peed off smoker! I hate smelling smoke myself, but come on.Stupid.
Airbender over 7 years ago
From what I’ve seen, death is a really sure way to stop smoking.
JP Steve Premium Member over 7 years ago
If it works on campfires it should work on people, no?
SpongebobPatrickBackwards over 7 years ago
My Grandma Jone needs this