Beardo by Dan Dougherty for March 30, 2017

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    Plods with ...™  over 7 years ago

    My son went to Gen-Con in Indianapolis and the opening had one request for people to be considerate of their fellow attendees and shower daily, “and please use soap…”

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    Squoop  over 7 years ago

    What works in situations like this, wiggle a bit then say you need to go pee and quickly, then just skeedadle.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 7 years ago

    “I have to ask… What’s that smell?”

    “Oh, that’s my good luck charm… An ambergris pendant my old Irish sea captain grandfather passed down to me. It hangs around me all the time.”

    “The air loom is a looming Éire heirloom?”

    Hold on, there’s a rat here who wants to talk to me…

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