Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 18, 2017

Rat should’ve known Bennie would be a lousy trainer just by looking at Bennie’s arms.

Jim Jupiter was just as helpless against Peggy Bundy.

Boy, do I miss that show…

Rat’s getting his money’s worth already!

Well, you got me on that one, Pastis- I was trying to anticipate a pun that didn’t materialize.

Bennie failed the rat test. Give him bear and kick his @##

Everyone must get stoned !

Hey, it’s one interpretation of a barre workout.

12 Oz. curls!

Au contraire; Bennie is just the trainer Rat always wanted.

I am my own personal trainer.

xxx

Oh Bennie, she’s a ready thang..!

Bennie the Personal Trainer: the approach may be disciplined, but the spirit is WEAK!

Actually sitting with friends and having a few cold ones is not all that bad a use of one’s time.

Socializing, you know….

What is up with GoComics today? None of them have updated from yesterday.

I am in need of a seriously new take on life from Rat, or a terribly bad pun from Pastis, but where ’tis the April 19th Comic be?

I think everyone at GoComics called in sick today.

So much for personal training..