Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 17, 2017

I always assumed it was about whoever happened to be listening to it.

“Your so vain you think this song is about you!” …What? Too easy?

Cute!

Geez, now I feel old…er.

Carly Simon called. She would like to have a word with you two…

Nice.

You trot into a party/Like you were trotting onto a yacht…

I bet Marigold thinks this song is about her. Don’t she… don’t she…. don’t she…

No, the song is about Mick Jagger.

;-) This explains a LOT…

https://youtu.be/-GoJQxAxEfU

I thought it was about Donald.

Vanity, thy name is Marigold Heavenly Nostrils.

I bet Marigold does a mean gavotte.

You know what happens when you assume? You make an ASS out of U and ME!

“I had some dreams there were sparkles in my coffee, sparkles in my coffee and…."

Good thing for youtube, overtime one of my kids doesn’t know a song, I go right to youtube and make them listen. The last one was “Ricky don’t loose that number”.

I didn’t know birds would know the lyrics to “Calling Mr. Vain”. ;)