Heart of the City by Steenz for April 27, 2017
April 26, 2017
April 28, 2017
Transcript:
Dean: Heart? Are you all right? Heart: I don't know. I ate some bad jelly beans. I think I'm hallucinating. Dean: Can jelly beans go bad? It's not like they're a real vegetable. Heart: They were all hard and crunchy. Definitely not good jelly beans. Dean: Yes, well, they may have tasted bad, but I really don't think bad jelly beans are life threatening. Heart: So why am I seeing giant gumbys everywhere?
AKHenderson Premium Member over 7 years ago
When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead…
sueb1863 over 7 years ago
Um, yeah, why is she? There aren’t any ingredients in jelly beans that would become hallucinogenic over time.
Greyhame over 7 years ago
Between the sugar and the moisture and spoors in the air, they could grow alcohol or fungus (mushrooms).
Wenthral over 7 years ago
Maybe it was a baggy filled with a bunch of multicolored prescription and heart is so idiotic that she can’t tell the difference between jelly beans and medicine?
skipper1992 over 7 years ago
Maybe they came from Colorado?
Pharmakeus Ubik over 7 years ago
Mr. Gumby, you’ve got a piece of brain lodged in your skull.
tad1 over 7 years ago
How many kids today actually know who Gumby is?
RWill over 7 years ago
“Dammit.”
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
What are they, cannabis edibles?