Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for April 29, 2017

that trash bag should also have the boy’s tongue

Elliot, your dad looks like he’s about to add a dead body to that crime scene.

Perhaps that’s a clue.

Tony said, about 5 hours ago

“I was in the neighborhood. Hey guys! What’s new?”

on yesterday’s strip. On GoComics.

Tony asked, about 6 hours ago

Are you kidding?

No, I’m not – Tony was really here!

And I was just back in bed then at 4:30 CEST (trouble sleeping).

Is that the name of the R.U. Sirius’ sister-station?

You’d think that boy would learn?

I’ll laugh at your joke as your cleaning, boy!!!

Like any good joke, Elliot, timing is everything.

@Quietstorm:

(from yesterday):

Where’s our 2nd question? :-)

Sorry, couldn’t think of one yesterday. It happens every so often.

@Tony:

I never kid — except for when I’m joking! ;o) But, I’m not joking when I say that I have, not only for you, but also for Whitestorm, and everyone else, today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

Are you waiting for C.S.I. to arrive?

Elliot’s as funny as a broken leg.