Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 12, 1995

Transcript:

Earl: Hey, Baldy! What's the deal on my bed? It's got lumps the size of grapefruit! Get me a new mattress or I'll have my case worker come out here and rip your lungs out, okay? Duke: Uh... sure, kid. Duke: Honey, is it just me, or does that kid look like... Honey: His mother's a local stripper, sir. Ring any bells?