Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 07, 1995

Transcript:

Mike: Oh, no... D'Amato's done it again! Voice on phone: Thank you for calling the office of Senator Al D'Amato. We certainly appreciate your call. If you are calling to make a contribution, press one. If you are calling to report a pothole, press two. If you would like to hear why Whitewater is worse than any of Senator D'Amato's scandals, press three. If you would like to hear a Polish joke, press for. For an Asian joke, press five. For a great joke about black people, press six. If you wish to discuss any substantive issue, call someone who cares. If you wish to leave a message, speak when you hear the beep. Mike: Uh...yeah. I'd like to leave a message for Senator D'Amato... Al D'Amato: Speaking! Ha! Ha! Gotcha! The old voice mail gag! Solly, Cholly! Yuk! Yuk!