Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 12, 2017

To get to the KFC…

’Cos you can.

Because you are making a left turn……Clyde.

To check out the udder side.

So even the chicken doesn’t know.

And when he came to a river, he rowed across

So a Priest, a Rabbi and a Minister walk into a bar… The bartender sees them come in and says “OK, hold it right there, guys. This looks like the start of one those stereotypical bar jokes and we’re sick of those around here. I’m sorry, but you three will have to leave.” They don’t want any trouble, so they turn around and walk out, but as they’re going, a chicken walks in. The bartender does a face palm and says, “Oh no! Not another hackneyed bar joke… Listen, we don’t serve chickens here, you’ll have to leave too”. So the chicken says “You don’t serve chickens? Well do you know someplace that does?” The bartender says, “Yeah, it’s across the road”.

Boo…I feel asleep twice reading it waiting for the punch line