Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for May 10, 2017

‘Pillsbury, trust us’ (to make little pills for high prices).

Can anybody tell me what this “not an airline” thing means?

“Pillsbury: Pills for Ills”.

Reminds me of a billboard I saw years ago at an entrance to said city: “Philadelphia isn’t as bad as Philadelphians say it is.”

“Pillsbury: We could be worse!”

First the pills, then the bury.

“We keep good things alive.”

“Nothin’ says lovin’ like…oops, wrong Pillsbury.”