Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 12, 2017

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    Farside99  over 7 years ago

    Q: How do you eat an elephant?

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 7 years ago

    ‘Nope, caught it just now, and we don’t see you on the invitation list, so…’ :P

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    carlosrivers  over 7 years ago

    you miss all the important stuff just sitting there watching sports, i guess

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 7 years ago

    How do you get down off an elephant?

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 7 years ago

    How do you kill a blue elephant?

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 7 years ago

    How do you kill a gray elephant?

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Why did the elephant paint his toenails different colors?

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 7 years ago

    How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

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    Ken Hedden  over 7 years ago

    The animals drawn are female lions, not “fellas”.

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