In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for May 30, 2017

… and he’s filled with wine from the neck down.

These guys have the strangest looking ears.

I’m missing the joke here.

The low-cost plastic chessmen need to be filled with plaster, if not lead shot, to keep them from blowing away.

sammy sosa’s retirement hobby…?

And it looks to me like he’s doping, too.