FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 24, 2017

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 7 years ago

    It’s Stuperman! (Not unless the lady had lead-baed bobby pins or lead-based curlers or something in her hair, then the lad wouldn’t be able to use his X-ray vision.)

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    jorgen Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Using X-rays for a long time would generate so much heat that the woman in front would be cooked! I think only about 1% of the energy sent to the X-ray tube would be used to generate Xrays, the rest would be heat. Will Superman’s brain be able to absorb it or would that be cooked too?

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    tripwire45  over 7 years ago

    How about heat vision or just moving to another seat?

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    Stray Suede Mutt  over 7 years ago

    He looks cute in tights.

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  over 7 years ago

    Viewing a movie screen in X-ray would simply result in a white screen.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    Sometimes the writer makes Jason stupid just for the joke. Remember the joke rules.

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    Wilde Bill  over 7 years ago

    Consider the poor person who had to sit behind his bobble-head.

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    robert39503  over 7 years ago

    If it’s like the time I went to Star Wars the day it opened, there were no empty seats to move to.

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