Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 30, 2017

That’s also what Dakota said about her parents new car. This is slower, requires more staff, and smells worse.

there must be SOMEthing unicorns are better at than goblins

Dakota was riding in her family’s fancy car that had cup holders.

I still prefer Phoebe’s ride, lack of cupholders not withstanding.

Did Phoebe try to attach cup holders to Marigold once?

Hmm. Let’s hope goblins aren’t like ancient Aztecs who treated their human sacrifices like gods for a year before the big event.

Is Dakota really proud of the fact that she spends so much time on the throne?

Marigold also made your hair grow back, Dakota. Well, she also made you bald first.