Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 31, 2017

Who would trust a goblin to poke around their mouth with metal tools?

Is this going to be a story about Dakota’s throne, or Marigold’s goblin dentist?

interesting connections Marigold has with other mythological creatures

At least you’ll know that “blaart” either means “open wide” “rinse and spit” or “looks like someone has their first cavity”.

Or “this is going to hurt a little bit in your mouth” and “a whole lot in your wallet”.

“Tooth cleaning?” Do unicorns only have one tooth, or does Marigold have each tooth cleaned just one at a time?

…stands to reason.

So, dentists are goblins. Are ophthalmologist gnomes?

It’d be funny if she were talking about dental exams on Bluetooth.

I’m an invisible Pixie