That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 24, 2017

So embarrassing when there aren’t enough chairs for all the guests.

For the last time, we’re going to Olive Garden, not Hooters.

“Just ignore the leprechaun, he moved in last year and won’t go away.”

Not having a highchair, they decided to put Tommy next to the fridge.

“How much for the little girl?”

2 URLs (copy each as one line):

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ludwig_August_Most_-_Bauernhaus.jpg

has info and links that point to info about this painting (best viewed by Google Chrome – can automatically translate pages if necessary). So far, 3 works by this artist have been used here.

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2017/05/23?comments=visible

has the prior work.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1715 (May 23, 2017) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment; so, I won’t point to it here.

After grandma told the family there was no beer in the fridge.

“Since this is a serious matter that concerns the whole family, I’ve invited the chickens.”

Looks like they got the booze and dice off the table, just in time.

“I’m sorry, sir. We’ve just run out of the fig, prosciutto, and goat cheese pizza.”

no matter how hungry you are this is NOT Korea , we are NOT eating the dog.

“I’m sorry – y’all cain’t bring no black man in heah!” (Actually happened to me in S.Carolina – and we were in our army uniforms!!!!)

That’s where the saying " take a picture, it’ll last longer" came from!