Pickles by Brian Crane for June 26, 2017

Earl so happened to have a Sharpie® marker on hand.

My grandmother used plain old lead pencil. The graphite matched her hair.

Maybe if she would put on her glasses, she would find it.

Washable Markers Works Also Except For A Few Drawbacks:

When you sweat.When you take a shower.When you take a swim.When you’re in the rain.

How do you do this in list form?

There was a fad about 25 years ago for tattoo makeup. The idea was that you had it tattooed on once and it was for life, but the inevitable stretching and wrinkling of aging skin must have created some unwelcome surprises.

Mexican women do it all the time.

I never bother with make up. I like to look natural.

I’m open to having a bit mascara on but that’s pretty much it.

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Don’t do it, Opal. People your age look ridiculous wearing eyeliner!!

My niece had the tattoo eyeliner and lipliner. Lasted for years. I couldn’t do it…not just the pain part of it, where’s the fun of different colors? The pain part was the main reason for the big nope. Yikes!